TMNT and the X-files

By: Im with asphodelli and Rikki--if you cannot tell that by the im names please consider hooked on phonics or something.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, are they sex pots? We have the answers..........along with a few pieces of unimportant information just for you.

I warn you now that this might be something better left to those who do like the X-files or the TMNT becuase this is once again another Im between me Rikki/woolf/whatever and Brittany/asphodelli/Britler so enjoy and I promise that one day there will be something revalvent on this site just wait!!!!!!!!!!

asphodelli: ri-kay... take long enough? ooh, yeah, grr! wasn't that just too cute for words? awwww!!!

armyofRikki: um are you talking bout x files---- i said its about time

armyofRikki: I wanna know if they never kissed b4 how they had sex and had a baby

armyofRikki: is the baby mulders or is it like an immaculate conception thing

armyofRikki: or must we wait once more for answeres untold

armyofRikki: no no amsterdam me no want to smoke free pot

armyofRikki: you just wanna go to amsterdam bc of Trainspotting

asphodelli: here gores: asphodelli doesn't want to type a bio

armyofRikki: i do not think he has any piercings unless you couunt the shell

armyofRikki: he he there was a big time mob boss called mr softy

armyofRikki: I said that there was a big time mob boss named mr softy

armyofRikki: he was found dead in his mr softy icecream turck with multiple gunwonds to the head==========nope you are britler

armyofRikki: mr softy "acted like a full bown gay person"

armyofRikki: oh byt the way im watching this thing bout contract killers

armyofRikki: we confuse eachother when we are not in the same place

asphodelli: well, i have a bright blue background, and white letters

asphodelli: well, thanks to you, i am having a worryingly drastic rekindling of the love affair with the damn tutrles

armyofRikki: there are like 4 bugs that keep on running across the screen

armyofRikki: and I aint telling it to ya bc its emberasing

asphodelli: they wiggle- their faces. you can see the gears

armyofRikki: i remeber liking the 3 on but I was still young

armyofRikki: me like the 2 emtionally distraught turtles not the party guy and the brian

armyofRikki: um to think that a turtle is attractive thats kinda scary

asphodelli: his face was the nicest, big, wide spaced eyes

armyofRikki: its a falacy you know--- that whole length thing

asphodelli: hey! dija watch the season finale of will and grace?

armyofRikki: you no love them anymore---------no didnt see it missed it wanted to see it

asphodelli: eek! well, jack kept saying "but i loved him" in this cute little voice

asphodelli: he found out his real dad, who he had never met, had died five years ago

armyofRikki: so you have put yourself in jacks shoes and came to the conclusion that jack and you are the same person

asphodelli: will likes her boyfriend, and thinks they should star together

armyofRikki: you know sometimes my mind goes into this wierd hyperr drive

armyofRikki: yeah i was thinking about putting some of this one on there

asphodelli: nothing about wanting to rape turtles, though


	eLSINOREtRAILERPARK The love of the TMNT and the X-files By: Im with asphodelli and Rikki--if you cannot tell that by the im names please consider hooked on phonics or something. The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, are they sex pots? We have the answers..........along with a few pieces of unimportant information just for you. I warn you now that this might be something better left to those who do like the X-files or the TMNT becuase this is once again another Im between me Rikki/woolf/whatever and Brittany/asphodelli/Britler so enjoy and I promise that one day there will be something revalvent on this site just wait!!!!!!!!!! armyofRikki: hey sorry asphodelli: ri-kay... take long enough? ooh, yeah, grr! wasn't that just too cute for words? awwww!!! asphodelli: aaawwwwww! armyofRikki: yeah asphodelli: I SAID AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! asphodelli: DAMMIT! asphodelli: aww! asphodelli: aw... armyofRikki: um are you talking bout x files---- i said its about time asphodelli: it was about damn time, jeez armyofRikki: Im a little confused though asphodelli: what now? 8 years? armyofRikki: yeah asphodelli: mulders baby asphodelli: the aliens don't want it armyofRikki: yeah is that what it meant asphodelli: they thought it'd be an alien bebey asphodelli: i think... armyofRikki: I wanna know if they never kissed b4 how they had sex and had a baby asphodelli: maybe we go find x-files chatroom? armyofRikki: naw too scay and too many peopl armyofRikki: ON RIGHT NOW asphodelli: they never kissed onscreen armyofRikki: I hate cap locks armyofRikki: yeah yeah whatever asphodelli: i going to go look anyway armyofRikki: its still a miracle baby right asphodelli: huh? hu? eh eh eh ? armyofRikki: me so confused asphodelli: miracle bebey armyofRikki: did the have a freaky night or somethign asphodelli: n armyofRikki: mulder was drunk armyofRikki: and scully armyofRikki: was well armyofRikki: opened asphodelli: n<e/i>n armyofRikki: what?????????????? asphodelli: ooh, freaky night! armyofRikki: what in the crap does that mean armyofRikki: yeah asphodelli: <14>h asphodelli: <c/14>k armyofRikki: did they do the freaky deaky? armyofRikki: what????????????? asphodelli: yup asphodelli: i hope so armyofRikki: stop it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: they needed a little action armyofRikki: huh armyofRikki: um i so confused asphodelli: besides, m said "we know what this means" armyofRikki: the kiss was stupid armyofRikki: huh asphodelli: yup. stupid squishy baby armyofRikki: I am still confused armyofRikki: is the baby mulders or is it like an immaculate conception thing asphodelli: jewish pope! armyofRikki: or must we wait once more for answeres untold armyofRikki: what about jewish popes??????? asphodelli: we must wait armyofRikki: are they cute and funny asphodelli: mommy thought the pope lived in israel armyofRikki: lol asphodelli: they are talking about it in the other room armyofRikki: oh boy armyofRikki: that is scary asphodelli: i guess she mixed up israel and italy armyofRikki: well they both start with I's armyofRikki: curse this band aid asphodelli: no asphodelli: not itals armyofRikki: i cannot type fast!!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: urf! italy armyofRikki: Italy armyofRikki: lets go!!!!!!! asphodelli: naw asphodelli: amsterdam armyofRikki: listen asphodelli: no armyofRikki: we go to italy armyofRikki: then we go to london armyofRikki: that way we only pay 125 for 3 nights armyofRikki: in london asphodelli: no! we go to london, then amsterdam armyofRikki: I saw it on a commercial asphodelli: heh? asphodelli: hmm... armyofRikki: no no amsterdam me no want to smoke free pot asphodelli: i want more than three nights! asphodelli: i do! armyofRikki: free pay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: no, not really armyofRikki: yes armyofRikki: huh asphodelli: they have cool cheap teen culture asphodelli: free pay? armyofRikki: you just wanna go to amsterdam bc of Trainspotting armyofRikki: yes free hotle and such asphodelli: is amsterdam in tsptng? armyofRikki: its in acid house armyofRikki: close enough armyofRikki: I read too many books at once asphodelli: i know, ah is not trnsptng armyofRikki: curse these infernal questions asphodelli: no reb! no reb! armyofRikki: yes yes asphodelli: no Reb! asphodelli: crackers made me laugh armyofRikki: I find it made me laugh a lot asphodelli: i <3 michaelangelo armyofRikki: more than crakers armyofRikki: yes yes asphodelli: i <3 michaelangelo more than i <3 crackers armyofRikki: you and party dudes armyofRikki: thats a good thing armyofRikki: ?????????? armyofRikki: maybe??????? armyofRikki: we so need to wrok on the web site armyofRikki: write a bio tonight and send it to me asphodelli: does MA have any interesting piercings? asphodelli: no. asphodelli: i don't wanna! armyofRikki: who is ma armyofRikki: yes do it!!!!!!!!!!!!!! armyofRikki: now asphodelli: MichaelAngelo too long to type asphodelli: mike asphodelli: i guess armyofRikki: mike the turtle? asphodelli: here gores: asphodelli doesn't want to type a bio asphodelli: but she will anyway armyofRikki: i do not think he has any piercings unless you couunt the shell asphodelli: asphodelli is cool kitty asphodelli: mmmmmmmm armyofRikki: no she no cool asphodelli: shell! armyofRikki: mmmmmmmmmmmm armyofRikki: what armyofRikki: yeah asphodelli: asphodelli loves michaelangelo asphodelli: and donatello armyofRikki: write bio and then e mial it to me asphodelli: and raphael armyofRikki: donny suckSS asphodelli: but not leonardo asphodelli: ass kisser] armyofRikki: hey armyofRikki: keo is tre cool armyofRikki: leo armyofRikki: not keo asphodelli: keno? armyofRikki: gues what asphodelli: rikki loves keno! armyofRikki: sut up!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: i will not sut! armyofRikki: you no touchy!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: you weird! armyofRikki: he he there was a big time mob boss called mr softy armyofRikki: yup asphodelli: yayayayayayayayayayyy! armyofRikki: what about mr softy armyofRikki: you asphodelli: hu? asphodelli: who is mr softie? armyofRikki: I said that there was a big time mob boss named mr softy asphodelli: ooooookay asphodelli: hey, though... asphodelli: refer to me as asphodelli on the page asphodelli: ookay? armyofRikki: he was found dead in his mr softy icecream turck with multiple gunwonds to the head==========nope you are britler armyofRikki: they already know who you are armyofRikki: by the way no one has cheked out our site asphodelli: who are they? is there a they already? armyofRikki: except me armyofRikki: no asphodelli: a hah! armyofRikki: we need people armyofRikki: go whore around the streets armyofRikki: get the word out armyofRikki: ;-) asphodelli: no whoring for you, youmg lady armyofRikki: I said you armyofRikki: im your pimp armyofRikki: um that doesnt sound right asphodelli: biyoutch! armyofRikki: never mind armyofRikki: scratch the whole idea armyofRikki: mr softy "acted like a full bown gay person" asphodelli: okay, huh? armyofRikki: oh byt the way im watching this thing bout contract killers armyofRikki: on hbo asphodelli: oookay armyofRikki: we confuse eachother when we are not in the same place asphodelli: well, i have a bright blue background, and white letters armyofRikki: and when we are in the same place asphodelli: and a huge text block armyofRikki: yeah you have nothing on the sight yet armyofRikki: how many people have hit it armyofRikki: 4? asphodelli: 4 armyofRikki: two of those are mine armyofRikki: 2 are you asphodelli: ahh armyofRikki: look at the count down at the bottomm armyofRikki: thatts me armyofRikki: !!!!!!!! armyofRikki: hey armyofRikki: heaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy asphodelli: what? asphodelli: well, i haven't had any asphodelli: time armyofRikki: yeah yeah armyofRikki: you say one thing armyofRikki: but mean another armyofRikki: you jig you amble and you list armyofRikki: and nickname gods creatures asphodelli: well, thanks to you, i am having a worryingly drastic rekindling of the love affair with the damn tutrles armyofRikki: there are like 4 bugs that keep on running across the screen asphodelli: no hamlet! armyofRikki: ha ha asphodelli: bite me armyofRikki: I know I had a dream about the turtles asphodelli: the third one... the turtles were AWFUL armyofRikki: and I aint telling it to ya bc its emberasing asphodelli: they wiggle- their faces. you can see the gears asphodelli: oh my, embarrassing turte dream\? armyofRikki: i remeber liking the 3 on but I was still young armyofRikki: yeah armyofRikki: me no tell asphodelli: i liked the story asphodelli: and most of the costumes were pretty cool. asphodelli: but the turtles were painted so badly armyofRikki: yeah the big ole armour asphodelli: jim henson would have died asphodelli: again armyofRikki: he was aready dead armyofRikki: ? asphodelli: mikey fell inlove armyofRikki: yea yea asphodelli: i said again armyofRikki: mikey is not my fav asphodelli: mine! armyofRikki: yea yea armyofRikki: I know asphodelli: he is the cutest turtle asphodelli: no bg weird misshapen face asphodelli: poor raph and donnie armyofRikki: me like the 2 emtionally distraught turtles not the party guy and the brian asphodelli: mee likey party dude armyofRikki: um to think that a turtle is attractive thats kinda scary asphodelli: and the one who does machines asphodelli: hee hee armyofRikki: yea yea armyofRikki: enginers asphodelli: not attractive armyofRikki: gross armyofRikki: yeah you siad he was cute asphodelli: his face was the nicest, big, wide spaced eyes armyofRikki: you got the hots for a turtle asphodelli: not all pear shaped asphodelli: moo! armyofRikki: you got the hots for a turtle asphodelli: no, i like my guys hispanic and stretchy! asphodelli: got the secong poison elves too armyofRikki: what about ole strech armyofRikki: ow armyofRikki: that hurts armyofRikki: no more elves meets goth asphodelli: mee likey teen elves asphodelli: i won't read it after ths storyline is over armyofRikki: yeah bc of there ears asphodelli: i just like the artist asphodelli: just i feel sick armyofRikki: its a falacy you know--- that whole length thing asphodelli: only 2 issues asphodelli: fallacy? armyofRikki: what you are sick from it already? armyofRikki: yes asphodelli: length? armyofRikki: phallacy? armyofRikki: better armyofRikki: hint asphodelli: no! armyofRikki: yes asphodelli: hee hee armyofRikki: pen is envy armyofRikki: ha ha armyofRikki: i make a funny armyofRikki: !!!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: whaddaya mean? about the length armyofRikki: um never mind asphodelli: i made... another funny armyofRikki: he he armyofRikki: you no splinter armyofRikki: I wanna watch TMNT again asphodelli: i wanna watch all three! armyofRikki: i feel like a complete wierdo armyofRikki: yeah asphodelli: watch the tutrtles deteriorate armyofRikki: no? armyofRikki: we can watch them backwards asphodelli: nnnnnnnnooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 armyofRikki: we can watch them inprove armyofRikki: what do you mean no? asphodelli: original april and casey jones in 111 armyofRikki: we can do like a cycle asphodelli: not backwards! asphodelli: III armyofRikki: ok 1231? asphodelli: vanilla ice in II asphodelli: most beautiful scene ever armyofRikki: yes yes I told you that like a week ago armyofRikki: I remeber it well asphodelli: i already knew that armyofRikki: i have that one on tape asphodelli: i remembered it armyofRikki: in a box in the atic asphodelli: i didn't remember super shredder armyofRikki: i did armyofRikki: that was the whole point of the 2nd one armyofRikki: pretty much asphodelli: he didn't show up untill the very end armyofRikki: yeah yeah armyofRikki: i know but you knew right asphodelli: mmmmooooooooooooo! armyofRikki: that he was comming` asphodelli: i wish i were a mutant ninja turtle armyofRikki: yeah yea armyofRikki: you can be mickey armyofRikki: i can be raph asphodelli: no! i don't wanna! armyofRikki: we have to be where we would be asphodelli: i wanna be coriolanus! asphodelli: no, i wanna.. oh! asphodelli: nevermind... armyofRikki: whatever armyofRikki: I think that I am tired of talking to you armyofRikki: you bore me wiht your dribble asphodelli: hy! asphodelli: hey! armyofRikki: jk asphodelli: meaney! armyofRikki: i think armyofRikki: i am not rude armyofRikki: I only speak the truth asphodelli: oh, really? armyofRikki: honesty is the best policy armyofRikki: no armyofRikki: huh? asphodelli: i only speak the truth! jl's line from mr armyofRikki: i muy confusidad armyofRikki: mr asphodelli: sarcasm no, riki, yer not rude :} armyofRikki: he he armyofRikki: it is a line from many movies armyofRikki: mr is not special asphodelli: yeehe3eheee' asphodelli: but the fact remains, i love a turtle armyofRikki: as do i armyofRikki: we arre a group of sick pupies asphodelli: chee armyofRikki: :-( asphodelli: turtles and mutants and gay guys, oh my armyofRikki: you forgot about your brittish men armyofRikki: do not forget them armyofRikki: they shall grow lonely with out you armyofRikki: poor jrm ar and db asphodelli: i thought they fell under "gay guys, oh my!" asphodelli: but, i oved them! armyofRikki: um well ar? armyofRikki: oved ` armyofRikki: what do you mean loved asphodelli: hey! dija watch the season finale of will and grace? asphodelli: loved, yes armyofRikki: you no love them anymore---------no didnt see it missed it wanted to see it armyofRikki: i have bad luuck with season finales armyofRikki: wendys and pokemon armyofRikki: (that is what we arre doing( asphodelli: eek! well, jack kept saying "but i loved him" in this cute little voice asphodelli: like when leo says "splinter" armyofRikki: oh armyofRikki: i cry onw armyofRikki: :'( armyofRikki: see i cry asphodelli: he found out his real dad, who he had never met, had died five years ago asphodelli: it was sad armyofRikki: ow asphodelli: he was like "i loved him" armyofRikki: sad armyofRikki: oh got it asphodelli: and will was like "but you never met him!" armyofRikki: you no love db then asphodelli: and jack would say "but i loved him!" asphodelli: i do so! asphodelli: ilove db! armyofRikki: so you have put yourself in jacks shoes and came to the conclusion that jack and you are the same person asphodelli: he falls under gay armyofRikki: you are a gay guy in a womans body asphodelli: i know armyofRikki: frasierr is gonna be an hour tues asphodelli: will likes her boyfriend, and thinks they should star together asphodelli: stay armyofRikki: !!!!!!!! armyofRikki: what asphodelli: not that way armyofRikki: me no understand armyofRikki: oh got ya asphodelli: friends armyofRikki: oops bowie ring toss again asphodelli: yyyp! asphodelli: jesus cafe? armyofRikki: you know sometimes my mind goes into this wierd hyperr drive armyofRikki: what armyofRikki: you thinking of your story armyofRikki: are you asphodelli: huh? armyofRikki: what do you mean jesus cafe armyofRikki: me no understand asphodelli: it is a chatroom armyofRikki: oh got ya armyofRikki: interesting armyofRikki: you might enjy it then armyofRikki: see if you can get reborn or soemthign armyofRikki: jk armyofRikki: kinda armyofRikki: no no im just kiddn armyofRikki: something bit me armyofRikki: it was not a rat armyofRikki: whatever armyofRikki: you and your gay men asphodelli: dad said, brittany, get in here asphodelli: i am like, why? asphodelli: but i go armyofRikki: oh got ya asphodelli: and i see english people armyofRikki: ok well write the bio armyofRikki: and e mail it to me asphodelli: ever somany english people asphodelli: byeeeeeeeeeeee armyofRikki: good for eyou armyofRikki: e mail me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: ssso beautiful! asphodelli: i will, later ! armyofRikki: e mail me your bio armyofRikki: ok asphodelli: awright. bye armyofRikki: you better or you will die!!!!!!!!!!!! armyofRikki: bye bye asphodelli: okay! not tonioght thgough armyofRikki: yes tongith armyofRikki: !!!!!!!!!! asphodelli: no, i hve to work tomorrow armyofRikki: tomroow eveing asphodelli: maybe armyofRikki: i am putting stuff on the sight tomarrow armyofRikki: so you better do something asphodelli: alright. don't mess! armyofRikki: what time do you go in asphodelli: with my chat excerpts armyofRikki: what do you mean dont mess asphodelli: i will move them later armyofRikki: oh yeah thats fine armyofRikki: i wont touch asphodelli: they will give people an intial feel asphodelli: good. g'night! armyofRikki: yeah i was thinking about putting some of this one on there armyofRikki: night night asphodelli: knock yourself out armyofRikki: dont let the bowies bight asphodelli: nothing about wanting to rape turtles, though armyofRikki: um that was really stupid and corney asphodelli: a little armyofRikki: um we never came out and siad it armyofRikki: we are ok armyofRikki: no one know shhhhhhhhhh asphodelli: not really armyofRikki: yeah yeah armyofRikki: we better go now asphodelli: night armyofRikki: bye bye gets the monkey chees here