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Beware of the Jubblies!
By: Kiki-San
Oops I did it again! Because it's gonna be me but if you wanna go and take a ride with me you better Dream on??? What the hell am I talking about? Well that very well might be the title of a song on the compilation album from the Superbowl XXXV half-time show.
Six months ago MTV did something that was bold daring and just plain weird. Who would have ever thought of putting Aerosmith,*NSync, and Britney Spears on the same stage. When I first heard the news I was stoked, b/c I'm a huge Aerosmith and *NSync fan. But slowly as the news began to "sync" in I thought wait a minute, do I really want to hear Justin and company sing some of my favorite Aerosmith songs?!? Will I be able to bear seeing Steven Tyler and Britney Spears on the same stage??
So I started thinking to myself, why would a well respected and damned talented
rock band like Aerosmith be willing to stoop the sharing the stage with Britney Spears??? Well now the obviousreason would be money and to promote their new album, but I thought there had to be a deeper reason. So I listened to the show a few times and I decided that all of my suspicions are true. You see Britney Spears is a fembot!
She bought machine gun jubblies with the royalties from her first album! She used them to wobble her way into the heart of America. Now if you can't already tell I'm not a huge Britney Spears fan. Anyway she pinned Steven Tyler down and hypnotized him with her jubblies! I know she did! And being that Steven has never been one to pass up a "free meal" if you get my drift they just had to include her in the show
Ok the fact that she's dating Justin doesn't hurt either but it was her machine gun jubblies that did it. But her jubblies weren't enough for me.... When that Pop Vamp tramp walked out and started to massacre Walk this way I wanted to cry. I could have shot her (except for I was in Greensboro) How could they allow that slut to do such a thing?!? I mean *NSync singing Aerosmith was bad enough but come on.... back in the old days Britney would have been back stage waiting for the band with the rest of the groupies.
But no... she just had to use those machine gun jubblies to get into the Superbowl. Damned slut. So what is the moral of my story.... I'll tell you kiddies what ever you do never look directly into Britney Spears cleavage ... you might be struck dumb and find yourself making as big of a mistake as MTV did .
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